WORDS WOMEN USE

Oh, I got this in an email from my sister inlaw and I was laughing sooo hard!!!! The meanings of these words are soooo true! ha ha

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five More minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word but is a non-verbal Statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and Arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you; do not question or faint. Just Say you're welcome.

8.) Don't worry about it; I got it: Another dangerous statement, Meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.